{"title":"Iron- On Patches | Limited Edittion","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eUnique chronic illness iron-on patches! Be creative and design your own collection with different patches! Heat-activated adhesive on the back. When pressed with a hot iron, the glue melts and bonds the patch to clothing, bags, or other fabric surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"calling-in-sick-iron-on-patch","title":"Calling In Sick – Iron-On Patch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eAdd some personality to your wardrobe with our \u003cem data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eCalling In Sick\u003c\/em\u003e iron-on patch — a nostalgic, retro-inspired design featuring a classic rotary telephone and playful typography. 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